Conspiracy of Mercury and Neptune to Ruin Your Life

Conspiracy of Mercury and Neptune to Ruin Your Life

OKAY! First of all, Mercury and Neptune don’t give a pimply-rat’s tush about you any more than the Sun cares about whether it’s giving you melanoma or the Moon¬† caring about your romantic midnight picnic. If these planets actually have a...
Oh no. No…no….no….no….

Oh no. No…no….no….no….

This isn’t real, fortunately. But the description unfortunately rings a little too true in describing the effects on the minds of believers. Don’t fear the Retrograde, y’all! It’s only an astronomical optical illusion.* (*Except when it comes...