Conspiracy of Mercury and Neptune to Ruin Your Life

Conspiracy of Mercury and Neptune to Ruin Your Life

OKAY! First of all, Mercury and Neptune don’t give a pimply-rat’s tush about you any more than the Sun cares about whether it’s giving you melanoma or the Moon  caring about your romantic midnight picnic. If these planets actually have a...
Oh no. No…no….no….no….

Oh no. No…no….no….no….

This isn’t real, fortunately. But the description unfortunately rings a little too true in describing the effects on the minds of believers. Don’t fear the Retrograde, y’all! It’s only an astronomical optical illusion.* (*Except when it comes...